Score: 7

"Well done."

submission: Headfirst To Hell

date: August 6, 2007

I liked this game, the controls were different, you could have easily made it just like everyone else but didn't. It would have been so much better IMO if you had used Robert Johnson songs. Still, nicely done.

Score: 2

"I agree with Darkminno...these games are tired."

submission: Unknown.

date: July 29, 2007

The last time I gave one of these rhythm based music games a bad review I was banned from reviewing for a while. Nazis be damned. This game sucks and I'm really sick of all these shit music games. How anyone could give this a 10 is beyond me. I'm not even going to scientifically break down why this game sucks, I don't wanna waste my time. Just believe me, this is boring crap. If some moderator doesn't like my review or someone finds it abusive, ban me. The review system is here for a reason, so when people thinks a game just sucks they can rate it as such. I just love all the new rules on here. Fart!

Score: 4

"B-b-b-b-booooring..."

submission: Overhead: Consistence

date: June 11, 2007

I'll admit that this kept my attention for about 10 minutes but after I failed a couple times after not hitting anything I got pretty tired of it. Not the kind of game that is going to drive me mad if I don't finish it...I don't really dig the "move the arrow around stuff" games. The graphics are uninspired, the style is okay with the addition of "prizes". Sound is good if you like dorky music, no violence, interactivity is hurt by phantom failure. There's no humor so overall it gets a 4.

Score: 4

"What gives?"

submission: TSUNAMI lev. 1

date: June 7, 2007

Okay, I like the sound when you blow somebodies head off, it's ridiculous. Don't know if anybody else had this trouble but when I'd get to an enemy I'd try and squeeze off shots before him and he'd always get the first shot. The gun would freeze for a second then let me fire, that's pretty cheap. Pretty cool game but only held my attention for a few minutes.

Score: 4

"Is that a Lotus?"

submission: Virtual Bass Guitar

date: June 6, 2007

Cool idea, just badly done. Better than I could do but that's not saying much. Some things that you might wanna change. 1. Make the bass bigger so it's easier to hit different frets. 2. Make it possible to slide up or down the neck. 3. Have different bass sounds to play with, it'd also be wicked to have certain types of bass. For example you could play a Fender Jazz then switch to a Rickenbacker 4003 ect.

Score: 9

"Good but annoying!"

submission: Endless Zombie Rampage

date: June 4, 2007

The first thing you need to change is that when you save it shouldn't start at the action, it should start at the menu screen so you can buy some things. If you don't plan it out right, or try and squeeze by, saving experience along the way and save you'll just keep getting killed. This was really frustrating, I'm pretty pissed off right now...buuuut I'm gonna play it again...right now! HaHaHa The shooting is a little off, I can't count how many times my aim was true but hit nothing. This seems to happen allot when you're moving and shooting, you'll miss many shots. Maybe it was the gun I was using (357 Magnum) but I just couldn't stay ahead of the curve and afford better weapons. I'm definitely going to have to go about the game with a different strategy this time around.

A very good game, can't wait for a sequel. IMO this is better than allot of the console games.

Score: 2

"Not much..."

submission: The Supah Ship

date: June 3, 2007

This game held my attention for about 21 seconds, not including load time. Another "dodge the object or lose" game with incredibly horrible music. Unfortunately there is no option to turn the music sound off. If it were possible to mute the sound I might have played for another 14 seconds.

Score: 7

"Minute killer"

submission: Ghost Ride Da Whip

date: May 29, 2007

Whoa, calm down nerds. A lot of you are acting like this game was going to be the next Grand Theft Auto. Take it for what it is, it's hilarious. The music is funny, the character is funny and the footage when you lose is hilarious. 7/10 and shut up whiners!

Score: 3

"A really bad Spy Hunter ripoff? Boo."

submission: Camera Killer

date: May 29, 2007

This game equals not fun. I don't get the point, shooting cameras...who cares?

Score: 4

"Meh..."

submission: World Cup Headers

date: May 22, 2007

This this is what football would be like if it was super-gay. If nothing else it's original, but it would be cool to actually have a good football game on here. I'm not too big into header volleyball, also, lots of computer cheating. It'll kill 3 minutes.